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Valentine Poetry

By Lily Smith
7 years old
(She may possibly have a future career with Hallmark)

My Little Sweetheart

I give my love a kiss,
It gave him a bliss,
I gave my love a dove,
And sparkles came from above.



My Valentine

Won't you be my Valentine?
It would be so very fine,
If you would be mine.
If you didn't I would whine.