Thursday, March 10, 2011

I'm just being honest.

My aerobics instructor recently had breast augmentation. And I'm jealous! (In a I'm happy for her way). She looks great. Not unnatural at all, just great. Would I ever pay thousands of dollars for breast augmentation. Probably not. Would I do it if I won it in a drawing? Probably yes. I'm not entirely sure where I stand because the point is pretty much moot. If I had thousands of dollars to spend frivolously, like pocket change....hmmm....I don't know. Most likely I'd rather buy airfare to Taiwan. If I could buy all the airfare to Taiwan I wanted and still had thousands of dollars to spend frivolously, like pocket change....hm.......tempting. See? Moot.

But to be able to buy undergarments in the actual women's section like a woman and not in the 'training' section with the 10 year olds? A pleasant (and vain) dream.

An aside:
I just heard Lily ask her best friend, Eeliana, "Do you want some lemonade?" Eeliana responds suspiciously, "Is it made out of chicken blood?"

Does she know us or what?

5 comments:

Kristie said...

The grass is always greener, I guess! Personally, I think you have the most enviable figure of anyone I know! And...I'll pass on the lemonade at the Smith house too... LOL!

garcias said...

What about the scenario of you living in Taiwan and where the augmentation is cheaper!!! What would you do then?
Anyway I don't know what is so wrong with chicken blood. It is healthy! :)

Karen said...

As usual, you've got me laughing. Look at it this way - consider the fact that you've given birth to five children. How many women can stand in the girls' dressing room and say that? (And they have to be women shopping for themselves...) =) I feel your pain, though, and I know what it feels like to be a little... er... lacking. =)

And I'm with Kristie on the lemonade. If it's pink or red, I better see a strawberry. =)

Flops said...

Would you still do the augmentation if I dared you? And you guys making lemonade out of chicken blood doesn't sound too unreasonable for you guys.

Shari said...

You know, I've heard the women get smaller and smaller after weaning each child. That does concern me a little. I don't have much to spare.